
Esta película se ha escuchado 138 veces
Dura: 2 Horas 19 Minutos 41 Segundos
Título original
Sex and the City: The Movie
Año
2008
Duración
145 min.
País
Estados Unidos
Director
Michael Patrick King
Guion
Michael Patrick King
Música
Aaron Zigman
Fotografía
John Thomas
Reparto
Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Cynthia Nixon, Kristin Davis, Chris Noth, Jennifer Hudson, Jason Lewis, Evan Handler, Candice Bergen, David Eigenberg
Productora
New Line Cinema / HBO Films / Darren Star Productions
Género
Comedia. Romance. Drama | Amistad. Comedia sofisticada
Grupos
Sexo en Nueva York
Novedad
Web oficial
http://www.tripictures.com/sexoennuevayork/default.html
Sinopsis
Adaptación de la popular serie de televisión 'Sexo en Nueva York'. La película basada en la popular serie de la cadena HBO. Carrie Bradshaw (Parker), columnista del "New York Star", nos cuenta su propia historia. Por su parte, las demás siguen viviendo al límite, compaginando trabajo e intensas relaciones, mientras descubren los secretos de la maternidad, el matrimonio y los lujos de Manhattan. Miranda es sarcástica y arisca, Charlotte es dulce, pija y la más tradicional de todas. Samantha es la más ambiciosa y la más activa sexualmente. (FILMAFFINITY)
Un abogado tomaba el sol en un parque, cuando se le acerca una señora y le pregunta: - ¿Qué hace, doctor? - Aquí robándole unos rayitos al sol. - Ud. siempre trabajando a toda hora, ¿no? - Pregunta: ¿Sabes como salvar a un Abogado que está asfixiándose? - Respuesta: Quitando tus manos de su cuello. - A un viejo se le quemaba la casa. Prestamente un abogado vecino se acercó para apagar el incendio. El viejo - a los gritos exclamó: - vieja no lo dejes entrar, que por lo menos salvemos el terreno!! - ¿Qué diferencia hay entre un abogado y un cuervo? - Que uno es un animal de rapiña, vive de la carroña, de la basura y de lo ajeno. Acecha a sus víctimas y cuando se descuidan, ataca. Primero le come los ojos y después termina de destrozarla... - Y el otro es un inocente pajarito negro.. Un respetable profesor de Derecho le dice a sus alumnos: - Recuerden muchachos, lo más importante cuando se es abogado es saber que algunos casos se ganan y otros se pierden, pero en todos se cobra. A pesar de todo.... FELIZ DIA!!!!!! 29 Agosto 2002 Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? It's called Sosumi. Did you hear about the terrorists who took a whole courtroom full of lawyers hostage? They threatened to release one every hour until their demands where met. Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps? They had pictures of lawyers on them ... and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. How are an apple and a lawyer alike? They both look good hanging from a tree. How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer? She has an uncontrollable craving for baloney. How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving. How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side then he lies on the other. How many lawyer jokes are there? Only three. The rest are true stories. How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you're looking for a lawyer to SCREW a light bulb... If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper? What are lawyers good for? They make used car salesmen look good. What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement? Not enough cement. What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers? Skeet. What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start! What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator. What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? Your Honor. What do you throw to a drowning lawyer? His partners. What does a lawyer do after sex? Pays the bill. What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead. What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra? Taller. _________________________________________________
Cuando Dios creó el mundo vio que era bueno. ¿Que pensará ahora? george Bernard Sawl.